Give Peace a Chance

Harmonious Chinese society announced the winner of the Confucius Peace Prize for Glorious Harmoniousness of Society Person to Benefit Harmony in China. This prestigious prize was invented thousands of years before the Nobel Peace Prize and is a great tradition of China.

This year China honored Lien Chan from that eastern island that shall not be named. Because he lives on an island, Lien could not swim to Beijing to receive his prize. Therefore, we gave the cash bribe prize to an orphan girl who will return to her work unit at Foxconn, where she helps create gadgetry for Apple.