Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Not To Steal the Person

This is a public service announcement from the Chairman.

Identity theft is on the raising in China. Please alert the authorities whenever someone tries to steal you in public.
Remembering: Safety frist!

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Flower Everyone

With everyone in the world going green with China envy, the environment wants to enjoy everybody in return. When you getting in trouble, the flowers and trees will protect you. They are great guards of the motherland, striking down those with great bias against great China.

Friday, May 8, 2009

Bringing Back the Eunuchs

During great moments in Chinese communist history with Chinese characteristics, Chairman Mao threw away eunuchs from the Forbidden City (along with other useless parts). Mao only wanted pretty girls wandering through his Forbidden City (which is why it was forbidden).

It seems that some businessmen in Singapore are bringing back the eunuch practice with help from their "secretaries." Foreign Devil news reports that a woman bit off her boss' penis while providing her secretarial duties in the parked car.

Chairman Mao wants to remind all comrades to practicing safe sex and prevent the re-introduction of eunuchs to Chinese society.