Seeking Diplomacy

Chairman Mao is visiting foreignland Americaland to coincide with foreign lady Clinton visiting China.

This goodwill tour of Americaland will focus on the need for relationships in relation to economical crisis that threatens all people to lose their jobs. Mao wants to help foreign devils friends, but only if they meet demands respect rights of China.

The first stop on the tour is to see the White House.
What do you mean this isn't the White House? Every Chinese tour book says it is!

Living the Dream

Chairman Mao would like to remind everyone that experience is not necessary to construct or live in a villa in China. No experience, no problem!

Fire Water of Vietnam

Even Chairman Mao is a little confused by the Chinglish on this sign. I guess we're not supposed to cook the fish we catch in the river.

Follow Hu

China is at the forefront of harmony in the world. Our society follows the example of Mr. Hu Jintao and his pledge to be harmoniousness. We believe in alternative lifestyle living harmony in our society side by side.