Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Economic Recovery

China is at the forefront of economy recoverization in the world. Chairman Mao supports the great efforts of the Communist Party in creating harmonious economics.
As part of our recovery program, we must help other countries so that they may help China's economy. We made advertising deals with world leaders--starting with Obama and our newest BlockBerry technology product. All proceeds from these advertisings will go toward improving China's economy, which will benefit the world when we have enough money to buy everyone.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

About Dam Time

Chairman Mao thinking it's about time great Chinese socialism embraces technological advancements like Green Dam. We want to move China toward green economy. This wonderfully technology will help everyone embrace harmoniousness online. We don't want that Western biased news or anything very violent, very yellow (that's why it's green).

There are concerns that there are security risks with this new software. Mao wants to say that these risks are intended so Public Security Bureau can better monitor every user in China to help maintain harmony and socialism with Chinese characteristics.

There are also concerns that Green Dam is pirated code. Mao wants to point out that China doesn't have pirates. We send many navies to Africa to fight pirates from stealing our code. Besides, the computer was invented in China in 1643, and therefore all computer codes are belong to us.

Thursday, June 4, 2009


Today is June 4, 2009.

On this date in Chinese history a lot of things happened. The first solar eclipse occurred in China in in 781 BC, thus proving that China invented the sun and the eclipse. Emporer Huizong died in 1135. As did Zhang Zuolin. Seems a lot of people died on this day.

But no one in China died on this date in 1989.