The Chairman Orders You

Chairman Mao urges all comrades and foreign devils alike to vote for me. I know this is communism, but some laowai think it good idea to hold democracy in China through little election process to stroke one's ego. Many bloggers in China have poor self image and need reassurances that they aren't worthless. Chairman Mao knows he is great, as is wonderful China. However, Chairman Mao wants to make sure everyone across Chinese-invented magical information Internet super-elevated train to Lhasa mechanism who is still boss of China.

So, go to Chinalyst and tell capitalist swine who is great leader of Internet by clicking little adding sign next to Chairman's blog.

We must defeat the capitalist bloggers! Keep Chinese Internet Communist!

Shirt of the Times

It's good thing Chairman Mao learning English from fat laowai. Looks like loyal minions are now worshiping glorious leader in new language.

But shirts only come in fat people sizes. Don't fit Mao. Maybe make fat capitalist roaders wear it.