Wednesday, November 26, 2008


Chairman Mao has found a store that fits the concept of "socialism with Chinese characteristics." He has also learned of new English word, "meh." Both of these go together perfectly for the Chairman's Choice of retail outlets.

Shop here for all your needs...sort of.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Chinese Business Model

In China's much impressive rapid economic development model, Chinese stress importance of originality in business. Chairman Mao has encouraged the people of great China to embrace new ideas and develop Western-style businesses with Chinese characteristics to make many money.

We have many wonderful businesses that are original, such as coffee shops (which were invented in China four thousand years ago),

Pizza cafes (which Marco Polo stole from us),

And ice cream parlors (OK, we stole that one from the Mongolians).

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Blame Bill Gates

Chairman Mao wants to apologize for his absence following the Beijing Olympic and Paralympic Games. He was very worn out from greeting all the laowai and introducing them to the joys of Moutai baijiu.

To relax, Chairman Mao has been surfing the Internet and enjoying himself in social networking. But all is not well in China computerland. Microsoft gave the Chairman a black screen of death. He can't understand why this would happen when he paid the street vendor 10 Yuan for his new copy of Windoors.

But don't worry, Chairman Mao will be back soonly with new adventures...just as soon as he sends the street vendor and Bill Gates to labor camp.