Chairman Mao wants to apologize for his absence following the Beijing Olympic and Paralympic Games. He was very worn out from greeting all the laowai and introducing them to the joys of Moutai baijiu.
To relax, Chairman Mao has been surfing the Internet and enjoying himself in social networking. But all is not well in China computerland. Microsoft gave the Chairman a black screen of death. He can't understand why this would happen when he paid the street vendor 10 Yuan for his new copy of Windoors.
But don't worry, Chairman Mao will be back soonly with new adventures...just as soon as he sends the street vendor and Bill Gates to labor camp.