Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Royal Realty

House prices are getting higher and higher in China nowadays. Chairman Mao can barely afford to buy more houses in Beijing. It's gotten so out of hand that even the King of Englishland is dealing in Chinese real estate.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

From Copenhagen

Chairman Mao is back from great climate debate where we debated the existence of climate in our harmonious society. We determined that it has always been an inseparable part of China and we condemn foreign imperialists trying to taking it from China.

In effortness to further maintain control of what belongs to China, we want to encourage all comrades of severe punishments for hurting our climate.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Just a Suggestion

Chairman Mao wants to remind comrades to keeping warm when the weather getting colder. But be safe when warming selfs and always be guided to warming properly.