Thursday, December 4, 2008

The Chairman Orders You

Chairman Mao urges all comrades and foreign devils alike to vote for me. I know this is communism, but some laowai think it good idea to hold democracy in China through little election process to stroke one's ego. Many bloggers in China have poor self image and need reassurances that they aren't worthless. Chairman Mao knows he is great, as is wonderful China. However, Chairman Mao wants to make sure everyone across Chinese-invented magical information Internet super-elevated train to Lhasa mechanism who is still boss of China.

So, go to Chinalyst and tell capitalist swine who is great leader of Internet by clicking little adding sign next to Chairman's blog.

We must defeat the capitalist bloggers! Keep Chinese Internet Communist!


Neddy said...

We hear and obey! In fact, I have already given you my vote [whisper] several votes, in fact [/whisper]. And I'll try getting you some more from other useful idiots, er... friends of the Chairman!

But I'm afraid we cannot dedicate ourselves totally to this cause, as we are very busy electing our very own Chairman MyLaowai, over at
to save the world and a baby panda!

Good luck!

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donald09231985 said...

I definitely did as the Chairman asked. COMRADES, DO THE SAME!