China has the world's fasterist computer in the world. Suck on that Foreignland!
Chairman Mao would like to thank Commodore Computers for helping China's super-genius computer geek squad in assembling great computers from Ikea. Wen Jiabao was very helpful with the Allen wrench.
With this greatly designed feat of computer engineering, Chinese can access all 20 government-approved websites in great fastness.