Chairman Mao is proud of Foxconn for doing the right thing for the mental healthiness of its employees. Comrades that taking own lifes by jumping off the Shenzhen office building are causing the company to lose face. But now, Foxconn is making employees sign an agreement to not kill themselves on the company property.
Rather than placing blaming on Foxconn, which is owned by comrades on that rebel island to the east that shall not be named, we should remember that it is the fault of Apple, the foreign-devil corporation, for outsourcing its operation without checking the mentally health of Chinese employees working hundreds of hours a day to make technological advancements that no one needs.
Thank you to Shanghaiist for translating the contract for our laowai friends.