After the soccer has finished, Mao plans to eat the mascot as it is very good for vitality. Plus, the big cheetah is sure to taste better than the Fuwa or Haibao.
Saturday, June 19, 2010
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Chairman Mao has come down with World Cup fever--it's much more dangerous than swine flu as it renders the millions of infected people useless for a month.
Chairman Mao loves to watch soccer. It's a great socialist sport with all the ties--what better way to show how equal the proletariat are. He has also found great joy in the vuvuzelas. For now, China will allow South Africa to claim the vuvuzelas as their own, even though Chinese invented the horns 3000 years ago in Hunan.
After the soccer has finished, Mao plans to eat the mascot as it is very good for vitality. Plus, the big cheetah is sure to taste better than the Fuwa or Haibao.
After the soccer has finished, Mao plans to eat the mascot as it is very good for vitality. Plus, the big cheetah is sure to taste better than the Fuwa or Haibao.
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