Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Olympic Hangover

What's a Chairman to do now that Olympic games have left Beijing? What is great dragon China to do with all those Olympic signs?

Chairman Mao has decided to take a rest from watching nonstop sports on CCTV. But, he'll be ready for Paralympic games coming soon. Once again, glorious motherland will rule the sports world and crush capitalist laowai on the field.

Mao has secret plan to defeat those imperialists this time. We have recruited Fuwa. Of course, we had to break their arms and legs after all those disasters that they caused, but they have been rehabilitated to win gold for the glory of China.

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