Must to Follow the Rules

China has many laws that must be translated for the laowai because they don't speak Chinese. This is why I kept laowai out of China--I didn't want to translate for lazy foreign devils.

When going to the beach in China, it is very important to read the directionary signs to know where to go. You can't find the sea without a direction.
When having fun at the beach, you must enjoy the rules. It is for the safety of laowai to not break the laws of China. You also shouldn't eat chou dofu before swimming--it's bad for the fish.