India announced that will use extra-super spicy peppers to fight terrorism. India knows that terrorists can't eat spicy, so this is how they'll know those people are evil.
In response, China will begin weaponizing stinky tofu to combat separatists. All the capitalist roaders and foreign devils can't stand the smell of China's greatest cuisine. We will fill our streets with the stink of tofu freedom and rid the great Communist nation of evil forces.
Stinky tofu is also an effective weapon against vampires and werewolves.
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