Sunday, June 8, 2008

Fire-Breathing Poetry Lovers

Today is Dragon Boat Festival. We celebrate the death of great poet Qu Yuan who was eated by fish despite great Chinese technological technique of throwing rice in water to distract stupid fishes. Nowadays, Dragon Boat Festival is day to row boats and fight dragons that breathe fire and burn our boats by throwing zongzi at them. Maybe we should make boats out of metal.

Fight the dragon splittists! Preserve harmonious society for dragons and boats alike!

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