The Tyger

Tyger! Tyger! Buring bright
In the fireworks of Beijing tonight...

同志们春节快乐！Happy Year of Tiger from Chairman Mao!

A Perfect Gift

According to a poll of everyone in China by the China Daily, the most renowned news source in the world, many Chinese will give the gift of cigarettes to loved ones this Spring Festival.

Nothing says "I love you and want you to live a long and happy life" like a carton of cancer sticks.

新年 [cough, cough, wheeze] 快乐！