This Is Not Funny

Chairman Mao would like to extend condolences to the people affected by the earthquake in Sichuan Province.

For anyone looking to help the relief effort, please visit the Red Cross Society of China.
Online donations: www.redcross.org.cn

Book of Regret

Why did I agree to let Quan Yanchi write this book? It was my PR specialist's idea. I should've just sent them both to a labor camp.

Mao-opoly

I love playing the Chinese edition of Monopoly. I always win. I own everything. My competition always gets sent to labor camp. But when did they take my face off the money? What do you mean it's not real money?

Friendlies Day

There are less than 100 days until the Beijing Olympics. Excitement is building as the "Holy Flame" has arrived on Chinese soil. Chairman Mao was invited for a photo op with the FuWa. He's very disappointed that he wasn't chosen to carry the torch through Beijing.