A Perfect Gift

According to a poll of everyone in China by the China Daily, the most renowned news source in the world, many Chinese will give the gift of cigarettes to loved ones this Spring Festival.

Nothing says "I love you and want you to live a long and happy life" like a carton of cancer sticks.

新年 [cough, cough, wheeze] 快乐！

Wedding Wars

The wedding is a great Chinese tradition that dates back to ancient times when capitalist roaders called emporers ruled great China. In much places the groom is beaten by friends and family to prevent him from ruining his life by marrying a controlling women. These friends and families just want the man to have baijiu and sing karaoke instead. But, man will overcoming these obstacles and marry pretty girl anyway.

In some places, the efforts of friends and family can be brutal. Some grooms have had to call in the PLA for backup. Love is hell.

Chairman Mao supports the bride the groom fighting capitalist roaders on the way to matrimonials. 加油！