Give Peace a Chance

Harmonious Chinese society announced the winner of the Confucius Peace Prize for Glorious Harmoniousness of Society Person to Benefit Harmony in China. This prestigious prize was invented thousands of years before the Nobel Peace Prize and is a great tradition of China.

This year China honored Lien Chan from that eastern island that shall not be named. Because he lives on an island, Lien could not swim to Beijing to receive his prize. Therefore, we gave the cash bribe prize to an orphan girl who will return to her work unit at Foxconn, where she helps create gadgetry for Apple.

Liu Who?

The smoked salmon eating viking pirates of Euroland awarded Nobel Peace Prize to Chinese man named Liu Xiaobo. While Chairman Mao is pleased that this prize is finally coming home to great China where it was invented 2500 years ago, he is also regrettably to inform Norwegianese that this person does not exist. In glorious 5000 years history of harmonious and human rights abiding China, no one by the name Liu Xiaobo has ever existed.

However, let us not let this prestigious prize go to waste. Chairman Mao will happily accept on behalf of himself and the great socialist-with-Chinese-characteristics government of China.

Follow Hu

China is at the forefront of harmony in the world. Our society follows the example of Mr. Hu Jintao and his pledge to be harmoniousness. We believe in alternative lifestyle living harmony in our society side by side.